Sports Classes

Do you regularly say idiotic shit and embarrass yourself in terms of sports?

So this is for those of you who are clueless at sports. If your name is Anit, you probably belong here. I’ll list some examples of horribly embarrassing things that many clueless idiots say below and if you find yourself listed it’s probably best to enroll today!

• My team was going to win it all if not for that game against the Jets!

  • This is a classic example of an idiotic statement. Even if you’re referring to injuries, if your guys got injured against a team as pathetic as the Jets then maybe you don’t deserve to win anything because you’re an embarrassment!

• Kyrie is someone Duke grads should be proud of!

  • Come on now, he thought the Earth was flat and his teams are always better in terms of their record when he doesn’t play. Please stop embarrassing yourself!

• We beat the Giants who are tanking without their best player!

  • Congrats, you gave them exactly what they wanted? I mean seriously, you’re bragging about beating a mediocre team without its biggest threat? And then you somehow think you’re relevant in the title picture? Lmao

• The Celtics were better when they had Kyrie!

  • Then why are they in the Eastern Conference finals, where Kyrie never took them, and likely going to make a fantastic 3-1 comeback with the same team swapping out Kemba for Kyrie? Get real with yourself man!